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You gave me a geranium.
I said,
‘You know I’m not into salad.’
You said, ‘It’s a houseplant.
Not...
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Purple? Purple?
When I am an old man
I shall wear a hi-viz teal hoodie
with a cerise...
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Hello, and welcome back to Spilling Cocoa! Over the next few months I hope to...
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I’m building an intricate mansion
from an infinite stockpile of stone,
and only I know where each...
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None of the animals will talk to you.
Your best friend is not a cricket.
Your hair...
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Rosemary McLeish is an outsider artist and poet. She is 72 years old and has...
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Your fairy godmother hasn’t a clue.
One of your sisters is wicked, but the other one’s...
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He got me into trouble
before the second date -
a lustful, careless coupling
against the garden gate.
He...
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The kumquat sobbed upon the shelf,
A fruit somewhat benighted,
Despite the verse he sent his love,
His...
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