The World Has Run Out Of Curry It came to my attention last night that the...

Openings Henry Moore walks sideways on the stairway down to the cellar – keeps his eyes on the...

Penniless, sodden, splattered with mud and paint, we cling to our brushes and easels, catch tree-bark and bareness, the...

Wallpaper It was no menial operation nineteen sixty seven when the decision was taken to paper the...

Anaconda I once had a pet anaconda, Of which I could not have been fonder, Though it caused...

After the ...Suffering divine Jesus Christ almighty Grant me the serenity to be an utter fucker Grant me...

Maisie Maisie went crazy out in St Tropez And got sunburned wearing her thong And when calamine cream...

Here's one concerning my embarrassment at the conversation I was forced to have with a...

able I wrote into my note app I ate beans on toast for the millionth time no exaggeration I...

You liked me enough to give me a geranium You gave me a geranium. I said, ‘You know...