Openings Henry Moore walks sideways on the stairway down to the cellar – keeps his eyes on the...

Sarah, the Neighbour’s Child She would lean forward and turn to gaze at me from her pushchair...

Penniless, sodden, splattered with mud and paint, we cling to our brushes and easels, catch tree-bark and bareness, the...

After the ...Suffering divine Jesus Christ almighty Grant me the serenity to be an utter fucker Grant me...

LOYALTY PENALTY Dear Sir or Madam, your Policy of Love is due for Renewal. Wait! It pays to shop...

Wallpaper It was no menial operation nineteen sixty seven when the decision was taken to paper the...

Anaconda I once had a pet anaconda, Of which I could not have been fonder, Though it caused...

able I wrote into my note app I ate beans on toast for the millionth time no exaggeration I...

She was no James Herriott....... by Aine Kelly Síle’s favourite was the Alpaca, with...

Nursery Rhyme for a President There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile He found...