Dear Sir or Madam,
your Policy of Love is due for Renewal.
It pays to shop around.
Whatever your offer we’ll beat it.
Damage to a Third Party?
We guarantee a minimum Level of Affection.
In the event of a Breakdown
we supply a Courtesy Partner
(for up to 28 days).
Choose your Level of Excess.
Suddenly kicked out by your Lover?
We’ll find you a lonely Bed-Sit.
Add European Cover? No Problem!
Add a Spiritual Dimension? Easy!
Note: we do not replace matching Items.
We do not operate a new-for-old Policy.
Indemnify your Heart!
You’re covered –
should you fall from Grace*.
*Terms and Conditions apply.
John Lanyon lives in West Oxfordshire where he works as a gardener, linguist, musician and writer. He is approximately 25% of the poetry quartet www.fourwordsmen.com . He is excited by the secret lives of words, the play between the animate and inanimate worlds, the spirit of places.
2 thoughts on “Loyalty Penalty, by John Lanyon”
Great take on insurance John!
Kate Smith says
Great! Have you considered setting it to music? Indemnify your heart!