The Tweetre’s Tale by Joanne Harris

A Wyf on Twittre did, in truthe
A certaine Trolle offende, forsooth
By answering his commentr’ie
Wyth an unwonted Pleasantrie.

No Fuckes give I, o Trolle, quoth she,
No Fucke, nor Jotte, for verilee
Thou art no Followere of mine
So get thee hence, while I quaffe Wyne.


2 thoughts on “The Tweetre’s Tale by Joanne Harris

  1. simon838says

    Great poem. Love the middle English; am no scholar, but it works for me and goes so well with trolls.

  2. Ronnie Peacesays

    Fucke thee dead, I loveth!


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